The Man and I stopped talking and listened intently because the song is so drama. That is, until I was interrupted by The Man’s inane questions.
(Song) 'Cause you play me like a symphony
The Man: Is she a violin?????
(Song) Play me till your fingers bleed
The Man: Wait, maybe she is a guitar.
(Song) I'm your greatest masterpiece. You ruin me
The Man: Wah! How original. It is sung from the standpoint of a classical musical instrument!
Frou (had enough): OMG! CAN YOU STOP BEING SO LITERAL!!!!!!??? SHE IS BEING PLAYED OUT BY HER BOYFRIEND, DUH!!!