He certainly ruined the song

It was a quiet and insightful moment in the car when The Veronica’s song, “You ruined me” was playing on the radio.

The Man and I stopped talking and listened intently because the song is so drama. That is, until I was interrupted by The Man’s inane questions.

(Song) 'Cause you play me like a symphony

The Man: Is she a violin?????

(Song) Play me till your fingers bleed

The Man: Wait, maybe she is a guitar.

(Song) I'm your greatest masterpiece. You ruin me

The Man: Wah! How original. It is sung from the standpoint of a classical musical instrument!

Frou (had enough): OMG! CAN YOU STOP BEING SO LITERAL!!!!!!??? SHE IS BEING PLAYED OUT BY HER BOYFRIEND, DUH!!!