I received an email from the (alibaba) Easter Bunny today

Hello Girls!

Once again, the Easter Bunny comes a-hoppin'. This year, we will be good and go to church. Service is at BR Methodist Church 10:30am (*gasp*) on Sunday - Easter & The Holy Trinity. Lunch will be at Tinhill.

This year, we will not:
1. be hungover
2. play pocket puppets during the service
3. snort derisively when the pastor asks questions
4. making the zzz sound when the pastor asks questions
5. try to make off with the tithe collection (note: stealing is a criminal offence)
6. crash through the giant oak doors before service has ended

We will:
1. sing loudly
2. wear church-going clothes (Frou! Take note! Club wear does not equate church wear)
3. be sweet to people around us
4. have a tasty lunch after

Thank you!

Regards,
Dailytoe

FYI, it was her who tried to make off with the tithe and argued with the door bitch (can we call them that?) guarding the giant oak door last year. Sadly, I was the said pocket puppeteer. My club wear had pockets.

Hopefully Easter 2009 will be as tame and uneventful as all easter mass should be. *cross fingers* All I know for sure is that we are having hot cross buns, roast beef and easter eggs for lunch. Yums!