The boy with two devils on his left shoulder

Phillip: So are we going out for wild partying this weekend? Wooooot!

Frou: No! I promised to be good

Phillip: Who did u promise?

Frou: The angel on my right shoulder

Phillip: I'm gonna kidnap her when I see you

Frou: WHY!?

Phillip: So that I can threaten to squeeze her self-righteous guts out if she doesn't advise you otherwise. Grrrrrrrrr!

Frou: *GASP*

Phillip: Then I will demonstrate by squeezing a packet of mcdonalds chilli sauce until the sauce burst out

Frou: NOOoooo!!

Phillip: See whether your right angel scared or not

Frou: OH MY! MY ANGEL SO POOR THING!

Phillip: She is not a poor thing. She's a party pooper.

Frou: I am assuming the angel on your right shoulder had, a long time ago, jumped ship to your left shoulder, eh?

Phillip: Yeap. As we speak, 'he' is massaging my left devil's shoulders...