Thursday, August 11, 2011

A clever way to slip things in

At the cashier counter at Guardian Pharmacy located downstairs of Frou’s office

Pinoy Cashier: Ma’am, are you a Passion Card holder?
Frou: Nope
Cashier: Do you have any of the credit cards listed here?
Frou: Nope
Cashier: Do you want to purchase any of our promotional chocolates?
Frou: Nope
Cashier: They are one for one, Ma’am
Frou: Nope. But thanks.
Cashier: Do you need a carrier?
Frou: Nope.
Cashier: Can I ask you just one last question, Ma’am?
Frou: Yes.
Cashier: (looks at Frou’s lanyard). I see that you are working at XXX. Can you get me a job at your company?
Frou: Nope. But if my HR Manager ever come down here to get her tampons, you can ask her.

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