The Toe is a civil servant of Singapore. As part of her civic duties, she has to undergo training to be a polling assistant, i.e. someone who is stationed at a polling station to ensure peace and order while Singaporeans cast their precious votes during the General Election (which happens to be today).
Frou: What if I am an old blind lady and I ask you which box to tick because I cannot see?
Toe: I am supposed to say, "Sorry Madam No Eyes. I cannot do that. Your vote is secret. Voting is compulsory."
Frou: What if I am a crippled and I cannot walk so I ask you to put my voting card in the casting box for me?
Toe: "Sorry Mr Crippled, I cannot do that. Your vote is secret. Voting is compulsory."
Frou: What if I have no hands and I cannot pick up a pencil so I ask you to write down my vote for me?
Toe: "Sorry Miss No Hands, I cannot do that. Your vote is secret. Voting is compulsory."
Frou: Why did Pierre Png, the celebrity who is teaching everyone how to vote on TV, carrying such a big backpack during the mock exercise? Aren't we not supposed to bring anything to the polling station? What's in his bag? WOMD?
Toe: Sorry. I don't know what is in the bag. You shouldn't bring a bag. Pierre Png is a kokster. His vote is secret. Voting is compulsory.
Frou: You are a very well trained polling station assistant.
Toe: Thank you
Earlier today..
Toe: Where is the Man?
Frou: He is at the polling station now.
Toe: Who is he voting for?
Frou: Sorry Miss. His vote is secret. Voting is compulsory.
Frou: What if I am an old blind lady and I ask you which box to tick because I cannot see?
Toe: I am supposed to say, "Sorry Madam No Eyes. I cannot do that. Your vote is secret. Voting is compulsory."
Frou: What if I am a crippled and I cannot walk so I ask you to put my voting card in the casting box for me?
Toe: "Sorry Mr Crippled, I cannot do that. Your vote is secret. Voting is compulsory."
Frou: What if I have no hands and I cannot pick up a pencil so I ask you to write down my vote for me?
Toe: "Sorry Miss No Hands, I cannot do that. Your vote is secret. Voting is compulsory."
Frou: Why did Pierre Png, the celebrity who is teaching everyone how to vote on TV, carrying such a big backpack during the mock exercise? Aren't we not supposed to bring anything to the polling station? What's in his bag? WOMD?
Toe: Sorry. I don't know what is in the bag. You shouldn't bring a bag. Pierre Png is a kokster. His vote is secret. Voting is compulsory.
Frou: You are a very well trained polling station assistant.
Toe: Thank you
Earlier today..
Toe: Where is the Man?
Frou: He is at the polling station now.
Toe: Who is he voting for?
Frou: Sorry Miss. His vote is secret. Voting is compulsory.
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