Well, it's not going to be labour-less for me because in about half an hour time, The Man and I are going to meet The Toe & Manda to go for, in The Toe's words, "a bash in the jungle". Meaning, we will be running up and down Bukit Timah hill in accordance with The Toe's instructions.
The Man is very excited about the jungle bash. He has been abstaning from food and going to the toilet all day so that he will be "light & sprinty" for the run later. Truth is, I don't want to go actually. I know what The Toe is like when she exercise in a group. She will be foaming at the mouth and all livid with excitement. She will be barking 'encouraging' words to us, like "ARE WE HAVING FUN?" or "YOU CAN DO IT, HONEY BADGERS!" and we will reply "YES! YES! YES!" out of fear, even though we meant "YOU ARE CRAZY, GET AWAY FROM US".
I wonder if we will all still be friends after today.
Anyway, if you are wondering what are Honey Badgers, please view the clip below. The Toe introduced the video to us, and since then, we are in love with honey badgers. They are crazy nasty asses. They don't care. They don't give a shit. They kill and eat cobras and pass out from the venom. But they come around and continue eating. Because they are crazy. They don't care. They don't give a shit. They are nasty asses.
(Actually it is the narrator, Randall, that made us like honey badgers so much. He is so GAY! We love it! Randall has done voice-overs for a few other nature documentaries. Check 'em out. They are hilarious!)
The Toe claimed she is honey badger yesterday, at the climbing wall. She was climbing a difficult route but she said she don't care, because she is a honey badger and she don't give a shit. Then she fell. Pretty hard. When I asked her whether she is okay, she said she is a honey badger that just wanna go home.. * Toe's honey badger's tail flop *
Ok time to go. This honey badger has a jungle to bash...
The Man is very excited about the jungle bash. He has been abstaning from food and going to the toilet all day so that he will be "light & sprinty" for the run later. Truth is, I don't want to go actually. I know what The Toe is like when she exercise in a group. She will be foaming at the mouth and all livid with excitement. She will be barking 'encouraging' words to us, like "ARE WE HAVING FUN?" or "YOU CAN DO IT, HONEY BADGERS!" and we will reply "YES! YES! YES!" out of fear, even though we meant "YOU ARE CRAZY, GET AWAY FROM US".
I wonder if we will all still be friends after today.
Anyway, if you are wondering what are Honey Badgers, please view the clip below. The Toe introduced the video to us, and since then, we are in love with honey badgers. They are crazy nasty asses. They don't care. They don't give a shit. They kill and eat cobras and pass out from the venom. But they come around and continue eating. Because they are crazy. They don't care. They don't give a shit. They are nasty asses.
(Actually it is the narrator, Randall, that made us like honey badgers so much. He is so GAY! We love it! Randall has done voice-overs for a few other nature documentaries. Check 'em out. They are hilarious!)
The Toe claimed she is honey badger yesterday, at the climbing wall. She was climbing a difficult route but she said she don't care, because she is a honey badger and she don't give a shit. Then she fell. Pretty hard. When I asked her whether she is okay, she said she is a honey badger that just wanna go home.. * Toe's honey badger's tail flop *
Ok time to go. This honey badger has a jungle to bash...
1 comment:
Honey Badger don't care...
Well done Frou! You made it in the jungle!
We could not see you but we could hear you wailing...
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