My current favourite song is the the new trance-y track by Britney Spears.
I’m sure you have heard it on the radio – you can't miss the lyrics: “Coz you feel like paradise, and I need a vacation tonight. So if I say I want your body now, will you hold it against me?”
I had that song on repeat in my car for about a week now; and I usually scream along with Brits during the chorus. But, I just realized something about it this morning. Something majorly disturbing.
Frou: OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! I AM SUCH AN IDIOT
Phillip: What?
Frou: I was listening to “Hold It Against Me” this morning, and I suddenly realised that.. she is actually asking the boy to hold his BODY against her!! Oh my gawd!!
Phillip: HELLO? Isn’t that obvious??? What else did you think she is saying then?
Frou: All along, I thought she was being polite and asking him whether he is offended that she wants his body, as in…. will he hold it against her for asking!!
Phillip: Zzzz...
Frou: I am a dumb-ass! A very innocent dumb-ass!
Phillip: You are a bimbo and your bimbo-ness just reached new peak….. why can’t your boobs do the same?
Frou: WHAT??!!!!!!!
FYI, Phillip have been singing it as “hold d**k against me”. (-____-)”
Hold where ah???
I’m sure you have heard it on the radio – you can't miss the lyrics: “Coz you feel like paradise, and I need a vacation tonight. So if I say I want your body now, will you hold it against me?”
I had that song on repeat in my car for about a week now; and I usually scream along with Brits during the chorus. But, I just realized something about it this morning. Something majorly disturbing.
Frou: OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! I AM SUCH AN IDIOT
Phillip: What?
Frou: I was listening to “Hold It Against Me” this morning, and I suddenly realised that.. she is actually asking the boy to hold his BODY against her!! Oh my gawd!!
Phillip: HELLO? Isn’t that obvious??? What else did you think she is saying then?
Frou: All along, I thought she was being polite and asking him whether he is offended that she wants his body, as in…. will he hold it against her for asking!!
Phillip: Zzzz...
Frou: I am a dumb-ass! A very innocent dumb-ass!
Phillip: You are a bimbo and your bimbo-ness just reached new peak….. why can’t your boobs do the same?
Frou: WHAT??!!!!!!!
FYI, Phillip have been singing it as “hold d**k against me”. (-____-)”
Hold where ah???
3 comments:
I've also been listening to this song for weeks... Love it!
But i am not as dumb as u!
Because you are (in the words of Britney again).. NOT SO INNOCENT!! hahha! :P
she is so smart!
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