The Toe bumped into a friend of an ex-boyfriend of mine recently.
Since Toe is my PR person and Miss Congeniality by nature, the friend struck up polite conversation with her. (I bet if he had seen me, he would have run the other way instead.)
So polite was the conversation that the friend asked after me: "So, how is she? Er.. what's her name.. the one... legs got wings?"
Yes, my friends, I am Legs Got Wings. (I have Hermes wings ankle tattoos)
GRR! I bet he doesn't know I am "Legs Can Kick His Ass" too...
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