The Frou went for annual heath screening

Doctor: I have to ask you a list of questions so just answer as we go along

Frou: OK

Doctor: Do you smoke?

Frou: *straight face* No

Doctor: Do you drink? Should be no also, right?

Frou: Er...no. Er.. wait, yes.

Doctor: Yes or no?

Frou: Once a week. *cross fingers*

Doctor: So, you are a social drinker?

Frou: Yes, that's it.

Doctor: I can never understand what that mean. Also for those people who claim they are social smoker. Do you know that if you say you are a smoker, we add 8 points for health risk. If you are not a smoker, it is 0 points. How do you want me to grade social smoking?

Frou: 4 points?

Doctor: No. There are no in-between gradings so I grade them 0 unless they buy cigarettes. If they are willing to spend $10 buying their own pack, I assume they are serious about smoking. 8 points for them

Frou: *looks at her toes & play with hair*

Doctor: Next, are you sexually active?

Frou: Hahahahahahhahahah!

Doctor: Or are you a virgin?

Frou: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!

Doctor: It's to check if you need a PAP smear.

Frou: *trying to stiffle laughter* I'll take a PAP smear, please. (It's in the health package what! I paid for it already!)

Doctor: I do have people coming in here claiming they are virgins you know. This woman in her 40s claim she is.

Frou: Why are people so delusional these days??!

Doctor: Exactly. At this time and age, where got virgins left? I think they just want to get out of doing PAP smear. OK, get on the bed please.

Frou: *hops on bed* So, who else told you they are virgins?

Doctor: There is this young couple in their 20s who came and tell me they never have sex. They have been married for one year. They want me to teach them.

Frou: Teach them how to have sex? That must be a fun lesson!

Doctor: *sigh* It was NOT fun.

Frou: You mean both of them never had sex?

Doctor: The guy said he had sex with other girls before but didn't with his wife. That's why he married her.

Frou: He wants a virgin wife, then don't know how to do her after marriage?

Doctor: Yeap. That's men for you.

Frou: Was she too tight? Cannot masuk? (Translation: Masuk = Go in) Then how? Did you manage to teach her in the end?

Doctor: I tried. Half a year later, she came back very happy claiming he can masuk halfway now.

Frou: Halfway only!!?!

Doctor: Halfway can get pregnant already. I also had another couple who came and ask me why they cannot get pregnant after 2 years of marriage.

Frou: And why can't they?

Doctor: Because they haven't been having sex!

Frou: Then, they expect immaculate conception? What have they been doing? Are they one of those people who think that kissing will lead to babies?

Doctor: Yes. They thought heavy petting can. Which is not inaccurate. I have seen cases where virgins get pregnant too, if he ejaculate close enough to her genitals.

Frou: Why got direct entry don't know, want to jalan the other alibaba ways?

Doctor: Because there are many people in Singapore who doesn't like to have sex. They tell me it's a chore for them. Most married couple have sex only once every 6 months. They claim they are too busy and stressed out at work. Sex is only for making babies. Once they have children, the sex stop altogether.

Frou: * make tsk tsk sounds *That's not very healthy

Doctor: That's what I tried to tell them, but I guess to some people, sex really isn't very important. Ok, I am done.

Frou: You are done what?

Doctor: I finished your PAP smear.

Frou: *looks down* Oh...