What you get when you try to order the most exotic dish in a posh restaurant

“Slices of juicy succulent char-grilled kurobuta pork marinated in oriental BBQ sauce on a bed of soft angel hair pasta with a side of shrimp ravioli and spicy dipping sauce.”

So I ordered that and I was served ……
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Literary-ly cheated!! Don’t even ask how much my atas wantan mee costs…..