Answers

1. Who wore the shortest dress that night? The Queen
2. Who came dressed like a dyke? The Toe
3. Who wore the sluttish shoes? Maro
4. Who had auntie beehive hairdo? Frou
5. Whose speech was the most touching? The Queen, who started the whole wedding-like round the table speech giving.
6. Whose speech was the most hilarious? Phillip & Toi – In English with Chinese translation.
7. Who mooned the guests, twice? The Queen & Frou
8. Who had to do a striptease for money? The Man
9. Who shouted “kiap cibai” so loud that other guests in the restaurant left? Frou (bet you guys thought it was Toe, right?!)
10. Who was molested against the wall and against the will? The youngest person in the group, The Elf.
11. Who licked cream off a bare chest? Frou
12. Whose chests were bared or grabbed? All the girls except Frou (for the reason set out in No. 20)
13. Who drank the first shot of absinthe? The Man & The Queen jointly
14. How long did that bottle of absinthe lasts? 1 hour
15. How many bottles of champagne were consumed? 7-8
16. Who threw up first? Toi
17. Who threw up last? Toi
18. Who continued throwing up and never stopped? Toi
19. Who downed half a bottle of red wine, puked and stained the toilet walls red afterwards? Willy
20. Who was found collapsed in a heap by the toilet? Frou
21. What role did the gummy bears play at the party? Cure post-alcohol hunger
22. Who was the genius who thought of putting gummy bears in the party packs? The Toe
23. How long did it take for the guests to notice that the birthday girl has disappeared? They never realized.
24. How long did the party go on after the birthday girl was officially sent home? 2.5 hours
25. What did the birthday girl see when she came out of her alcohol coma? Her birthday tiara and a bucket of puke.
26. Who was the only person who didn’t have a hangover the next day? Kitty Kat who ran a half marathon the next morning
27. Whoo was the loudest? The Queen
28. Who talked the most? Secretary Pig
29. Who drank the most? Willy
30. Who drank the least? Stripped Bare
31. Who was the most in-controlled? Surprisingly, The Toe (party organizer)
32. Who was the most long-lasting guest? Tetanus
33. Who was the most salah? From the answers above, it had to be me!