What are the odds that you find yourself watching your third HORRIFYINGLY LAME MOVIE in a short span of 1 month?
Last Friday, the Dailytoe and I ended up watching a bunch of cavemen chasing a bunch of elephants aka. 10,000 BC. (Make that 10,000 BC in DIGITAL). In between choking, laughing and covering our ears/eyes in horror, we exchanged the following (not so intelligent) remarks:
“Eh, the elephants quite cute.”
“They’re called what? Mammoths ar?”
“Eh, look. Got dinosaurs.”
“Dodo birds eat meat wan meh?”
“Eh, that boy cute. Looks Asian.”
“Cuter than the lead, hor?”
“Why the Old Mother keep shuddering and shivering?”
“She is the Lao Niang!”
“Eh, she just look beautiful and everyone like.”
“Yeah man. The good guy like. The bad guy like. Even the Old Mother also like!”
(Together) “It’s good to be beautiful!”
“Eh, if I am her, I will just sleep with the bad guy just to save the whole camp”
“Don’t bluff. You will sleep with him because ya horny!”
“How come she has no other lines in the movie except for ‘You will come for me?’, ‘He will come for me’, ‘He is coming for me’ and finally, ‘You came for me!’
“Yeah. Everyone wants to cometh for her….”
“Who died? Who died?”
“Dunno ler, they all look the same!”
“Eh that guy got one tusk in his chin. Elephant man ar”
“Eh why they have baskets on their heads?”
“I think they are the rattan men”
“Hudat? (Our version of ‘Who’s that’)
“It’s the giant cat he saved earlier!”
“Oh. Is it gonna eat him?”
“No. Because earlier he said “If I save you, you can’t eat me”
“Eh, how come all of them are growling some unknown ‘Gur Gur Gur’ language”
“I think then no need to write script”
"Eh, how come she came back to life?"
"It's the Lao Niang! The Lao Niang gave her life!"
“Eh, guess who he will find at the end of the journey?
“Who ar?”
“His lao beh lar! The one who deserted him and left the camp”
“You very clever”
Actually we are not very clever. And actually, it is not about the movie; it is who you watch it with. :)
(Actually we are not bimbos. Really.)
Having said that, I have been banned from choosing movies for the entire year.
2 comments:
We were suitably entertained throughout the film. It's good to be beautiful. We need to:
1. get blue contact lenses
2. master the mouth agape look to appear soft and vulnerable
3. keep quiet at all times and only speak when spoken to (this is a tad difficult...)
4. WATCH BETTER FILMS!!!!!
I would like to make it known that dailytoe is not the 1st person to ban Frou from choosing movie again.
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