I convened an online IM conference immediately with The Bro & Sis to check whether they received the same request. Apparently, they did too.
Frou: How ar?
Bro: Can I don't add him?
Sis: What is that about!? Is he going to look through all the friends we have!!??
Frou: ....and check how many 'naughty gifts' we received!
Sis: Go through our photos....
Frou:..... of us drinking and smoking!
Frou & Sis: GAAKS!
Bro: I've got nothing to hide wor...
Frou & Sis: WE DO!
Sis: Let's create fake profiles on facebook just for him so that he doesn't feel left out!
What a fantastic idea! Ok, here is what I'm gonna have in my 'fake' profile:
- I will have my graduation photo as display picture, mortar board and all.
- My hobbies will be reading, baking cupcakes and doing mild exercises like brisk walking and non-competitive table-tennis.
- I will be looking for 'Friendship & Marriage' instead of 'Random Play'.
- All photos will consist of me in a group of no less than half a dozen smiling people in 'healthy poses' such as blowing out birthday candles or winning some chess/cooking/ballroom dancing competition.
- I don't have any friends whom I 'hooked up with' or 'met randomly at dancefloors of clubs'; only my ex-classmates and colleagues with pictures of their babies as display picture.
- I only join Groups that promote peace, justice and equality and will report causes like, 'Stop Ugly People From Breeding' or 'The Liberation of Swimsuit Models from their Swimsuits' up to the Administrator.
- My friends will never 'dry hump', 'spoon' or throw animals/politicians at me on Superpoke because I don't condone that kind of silly childplay.
- My favourite application is Growing Gifts because I love nothing more than waiting for magnolias and daisies to grow over 4 friggin' days because that's just the kind of Laura-friggin'-Ashley girl I am.
Wa-hey! I am picture perfect on Facebook :)
What would YOU do if your dad added you on facebook?
3 comments:
i'll add my dad anyway. he parties harder than i do. hheheheh.
well, you can pretend you're not on facebook. creating the profile is easy!! maintaining it is tough! you know, you might just run out of 'wholesome' pictures. ;P
Frou, I think you should tell Uncle that he may not like what he sees on Facebook due to our koyak friends. And, that he should get friends his own age (all very diplomatically though). Merde, I am pretty sure he will ask me also. How?! What shall I do? And, well if Uncle Herbert asks me, he already knows how salah I am!
Imp, maybe you can intro ur dad to mine and they can go party together - their style! hehe. How do they even know about facebook is my question!
Queen, if my dad adds you, don't send him lewd videos on Funwall!
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