An exceptionally perceptive kid

Phillip: So do u think u would want children since you're stepping into middle age

Frou: WHAT MIDDDLE AGE! You little *&^%^@. Well...the answer is no, I don't want a kid right now. I dont even want a pet.

Phillip: So means you're still the children-hating monster lar

Frou: No. I don't hate kids. I just don't want them around me all the time. I'm sure I speak for you too.

Phillip: Yes. I cannot stand kids sometimes. I can be very mean when they annoy me. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Frou: I know. I saw you in action before. You just ignore them like they are ants. And they clammer all over u trying to get 'Uncle Phillip's' attention.

Phillip: No, I'm sure they all hate me too. Just 2 weeks ago, I went for dinner with a couple and their son. The kid was eating this plate of pasta. Normally he eats damn slow... pausing at every mouhtful to talk or play. But that night, he was eating very fast. When his mother asked him, why is he eating so fast - you know what he replied?

Frou: What??

Phillip: "LATER UNCLE PHILLIP WILL EAT IT ALL"

Frou:

Phillip: I tell you..I felt like squishing that little worm's head in that pasta plate. I was this close....