froufrou says:
So, I have this sinus prob - the inside of my left nostril has been damn itchy whole night and I keep sneezing. How ar? What do i take?
choon says:
Guru choon today not well also so prescription might not be accurate. Try VICKS?
froufrou says:
The inhaler? Good idea....
choon says:
Inhaler make ur HOLE big big.
Alternatively go get a bowl of hot water. The bowl must have chicken or cock patterns on the side to get optimum results...
froufrou says:
COCK YOUR HEAD LAR!! How does that optimise results? Make 'hole' bigger?
choon says:
Wait la....
Then u put 3 sticks of MINT into the hot water.Then u use your lady's finger to test the water to make sure it is RED HOT ( use ur middle finger to poke** poke** into the water, if ur finger get burnt n turned red, and u felt like crying.. then that's the correct temperature. IF NOT, pour in 2 more bowl of hot water n test again.
froufrou says:
Ok if my lady's finger is hot enough, then how?
choon says:
Then u carry 1 piece of "GOOD morning SIR" towel..
froufrou says:
It's "Good Morning" towel lar - where got "SIR" at the end? If a madam use the towel, then not fair right?
choon says:
I LOVE MEN!
froufrou says:
I didn't know "Good Morning" towels are gay specific
choon says:
In the morning, the Sir's Dick come up and say good morning Your madam's c**** got stand up in the morning or not?
froufrou says:
Don't have
choon says:
Then how to good morning MADAM?
froufrou says:
Like that you win already lor...
choon says:
Shush....and then cover your face (if face circumference area is too big, can use 2 towels)
froufrou says:
Mary will have to use two towels
choon says:
Then drink it. You will feel better :)
froufrou says:
GOOD MORNING MADAM
choon says:
It's GOOD MORNING SIR
Unbemused, froufrou went and seek another opinion. In a separate conversation:
froufrou says:
.... and then he ask your madam's c***** got stand up or not?
Phil says:
You tell him la. The Sir's Dick come up and say good morning to who? to Madam right?? so what does he say? "GOOD MORNING MADAM !", of course
froufrou says:
I also say. GOOD MORNING MADAM!
Phil says:
For him, it should be GOOD MORNING AUNTIE.
3 comments:
Can someone tell me why izzit that everything that comes out of Choon's mouth are filled with sexual innuendo against the backdrop of Cina Beng speak (which in this case is Ipoh-mali punya)??
My dearest Choon, no doubt you will be the forerunner choice of being the posterboy for the Malaysian Gay Mardi Gras (if there ever was one) being that you are the GAY and HAPPY man that you are, however to speak incessantly that you love men, forces me to conclude this: yes, we KNOW that you are gay and are happy BEING gay, however because I have known you for quite some years, I suspect this could be a ploy for some self-marketing maybe??
Being that you love expressing yourself, I have put your name down for the next Asian tour of Priscilla Queen of the Desert. But due to budget constraints, you will have to get your costumes from the "Ah Lien Fashion and Clothes Altering" at Lorong Haji Taib in Chow Kit, and travel around in a second-hand beat-up Juwara (Note: wantans not included, you have to get your own for this one) instead of the glamo Priscilla tour bus.
No need to thank me, you can thank your fans later...
what a gay post. and i don't mean happy. hahahah
I quote Roseanne Barr:
“My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.”
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