What is your mobile phone style?

With the age of technology, all of us now own a handy little device that allows us to communicate with people across the room or country. But just how well-adjusted are you to this not so newfangled communication tool? Can you leave home without it or do you need to have it surgically removed from your ears? Take my specially crafted test below to find out!

1. Where is your mobile phone now?
(a) Right where it belong - next to my ears of course!
(b) Somewhere in my bag
(c) Somewhere at home

2. What do you use your mobile phone for?
(a) Surf the net, online chats, play java games (competitively), listen/download/share mp3, make and distribute videos of me making out with my gf, buy 4-D or divorce my wife using sms etc.
(b) In and outgoing calls, sms and maybe the alarm clock.
(c) To whack my personal assistant with if she is acting stupid.

3. What is your current ringtone?
(a) It really depends on which group from my Phone Book calls. I also have a special tone when people are waiting for me to pick up the call. If the call goes unanswered (which is rare), it will be diverted to a mailbox message recorded by Paris Hilton.
(b) "Ring-ring"
(c) It's always on vibration - wink!

4. You just met a gorgeous stranger at a party. Alas, you need to leave soon. You wish to get his phone number so that you can see him again. How do you do that?
(a) Pass him my mobile phone and ask him to program his number. Call him there and then to check whether he gave me the right number. Take a picture of both us and program it as his caller ID. Then send him a mms of the picture so that he can remember my face. Sms him the minute I reach home. And continue to sms him for the next few days to hint that he should ask me out.
(b) Tell him it's nice talking to him and whether he would like to exchange phone numbers so that we continue our amusing banter over coffee this Saturday.
(c) No need phone number. I'm bringing him home with me.

5. You are a victim of a heinous robbery crime! With a knife against your neck, you've been told to hand over your cash, jewellery and mobile phone. What do you do?
(a) Hand over your cash and jewellery but negotiate whether you can keep your SIM card because you have all your phone numbers, images and music inside and they are irreplaceble.
(b) Hand over your cash and mobile phone but negotiate whether you can keep your 100 century old jade ring because it was passed down from your great great great grandmother and it is irreplaceable.
(c) Kick him in the balls and bring him to his knees, throw a few punches in for good measure until he is incapacitated and inflict a hurl of oral abuse while he is being handcuffed and led away.

Results:
Mostly As - Aiyoh, go get a life!
Mostly Bs - Congratulations! You have a healthy relationship with your mobile phone.
Mostly Cs - You obviously have better things to do. You go, girl/dude!