Thursday, April 12, 2012

Your father likes what??

I was telling The Man how one of my colleagues was taunting me for dressing like a rockstar instead of a lawyer.

Frou: She came up to me and ask me, "What are you rebelling against?" And when I didn't answer, she kept poking at me!
Man: So what did you end up saying to her?
Frou: I shouted, "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!"
Man: Isn't that the theme song for Malcolm in the Middle?
Frou: Yah! I was loss for words. What should I have said instead?
Man: If I were you, I would have said, "So what? Lim pei hwa hee leh!"
Frou: What does that mean?
Man: It means, "So what? Your father likes it what!"
Frou: Hahahahhah! Oh my gawd, it is so ah lian! I love it!
Man: You can use it for many kinds of questions.

Q: Miss, why your skirt so short?
A: Lim pei hwa hee leh!

Q: Miss, why you park until like that?
A: Lim pei hwa hee leh!

Q: Miss, why you smoke outside yellow box?
A: Lim pei hwa hee leh!

Best answer for kok questions! (Or maybe not?)

Toe: Why your face like that today?
Frou: Lim pei hwa hee leh!
Toe: My father likes this kind of face meh?

I better stop being so rude.. urgh.

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