Fill in the blanks:
I am ______________ but I wish I am __________________ instead.
My answer(s):
I am eating sashimi on rice at my office desk but I wish I am eating sashimi on rice in my bed instead.
To be precise,
I am eating sashimi on rice at my office desk with a cup of green tea but I wish I am eating sashimi on rice in my bed with a glass of ume soda instead.
To be more precise,
I am eating sashimi on rice at my office desk with a cup of green tea while marking a contract but I wish I am eating sashimi on rice in my bed with a glass of ume soda while watching TV instead.
To be even more precise:
I am eating sashimi on rice at my office desk with a cup of green tea while marking a contract, specifically a 20-page long document that was drafted by a person who could not possibly have passed law school yet daringly passed himself/herself off as a qualified lawyer and charging me for his/her crappy work when my backside could have done a better job but I wish I am eating sashimi on rice in my bed with a glass of ume soda while watching TV specifically a Korean drama with a handsome leading man whose character has an ego problem but his heart was eventually softened by an average-looking but kind-hearted girl next door instead.
But I can only wish.
3 comments:
Hey Frou, just wanna say I really enjoy your blog. Love your random thoughts and sense of humour. It always makes me laugh and although I don't know you personally, I think you are a really cool chick! Keep on writing please!!
You've got the best backside in the whole wide world!! I will eat sashimi on rice with you but I don't eat sashimi. Oyako don can?
Anonymous - your words really made my day!! thanks for reading and imagining me as a "cool chick". Hahahaha!
Backside Toe: I'll show you what else my backside is capable of later today at climbing...(we can eat thunder thigh rice later)
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