Monday, March 12, 2012

What I am doing and what I wish I am doing instead.

Fill in the blanks:

I am ______________ but I wish I am __________________ instead.

My answer(s):

I am eating sashimi on rice at my office desk but I wish I am eating sashimi on rice in my bed instead.

To be precise,

I am eating sashimi on rice at my office desk with a cup of green tea but I wish I am eating sashimi on rice in my bed with a glass of ume soda instead.

To be more precise,

I am eating sashimi on rice at my office desk with a cup of green tea while marking a contract but I wish I am eating sashimi on rice in my bed with a glass of ume soda while watching TV instead.

To be even more precise:

I am eating sashimi on rice at my office desk with a cup of green tea while marking a contract, specifically a 20-page long document that was drafted by a person who could not possibly have passed law school yet daringly passed himself/herself off as a qualified lawyer and charging me for his/her crappy work when my backside could have done a better job but I wish I am eating sashimi on rice in my bed with a glass of ume soda while watching TV specifically a Korean drama with a handsome leading man whose character has an ego problem but his heart was eventually softened by an average-looking but kind-hearted girl next door instead.

But I can only wish.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Frou, just wanna say I really enjoy your blog. Love your random thoughts and sense of humour. It always makes me laugh and although I don't know you personally, I think you are a really cool chick! Keep on writing please!!

Backside Toe said...

You've got the best backside in the whole wide world!! I will eat sashimi on rice with you but I don't eat sashimi. Oyako don can?

Frou said...

Anonymous - your words really made my day!! thanks for reading and imagining me as a "cool chick". Hahahaha!

Backside Toe: I'll show you what else my backside is capable of later today at climbing...(we can eat thunder thigh rice later)