..... that whenever I meet a friend, acquantaince or even stranger who is married with kids, they never fail to ask me whether I'm getting married soon.
When I say no, they ask me whether things are going well with The Man.
When I say yes, they ask again why we are not getting married
Whan I say not yet, they ask me how old I am.
When I say 30-something, they ask me whether I know that's very old.
When I pretend to be shocked at this revelation, they ask me whether I want to have kids.
When I say no, they ask me why.
When I say I am still a kid myself, they say my ovaries are dying as we speak.
And when I joke about how my liver is dying faster than my ovaries, they don't find it funny.
When you are invading my privacy and probing into my personal life, at least have the decency to laugh at my joke lah!
4 comments:
Your liver and my liver are friends. They talk to each other on a regular basis. Sometimes my lungs talk to your lungs too. They do get on, don't they? They love having fun together.
You're not the only one babe, everyone ard me is asking the same question too. I suppose thats what u get when u reach the age ba. Yep, and it blardy pisses me off too. heh~
LOL - god how annoying!! I think these "smug marrieds" have nothing else to talk about...or they think being married was the best thing they did so everyone must have it too?
YEAHH!!!! I'm glad I'm not alone :)
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