Too much muscles is bad for your marriageability

Have you ever wondered what professional car washers are thinking about while they are washing your car? Wander no further because I just found out.

So, The Frou left her car with this Malay dude at the car washing service centre at the petrol station. When she came back to collect her car, this was the diatribe she got from the dude:

“Oi, Miss. This is your car, ah? *giggles* Aiyah, I saw you walking over and I surprised. You see, just now when I was vacuuming your car, I was asking myself whether this one is a boy’s car or a girl’s car. This one like boy’s car leh! Nothing inside the car, just all these shoes and sports things. Looks like boy’s car. Somemore must be a boy that exercise a lot. When I saw you walking over, from far, you look like a boy! You got body like boy! You just got off work ar? Where you work? You work in a gym right? You must be gym instructor!! But when you walk closer, your face is girl. How come got muscles? Also Miss ar, if you work in a gym, how come the car got smoke smell? You got smoke right? Right? See! It’s very bad. You shouldn’t smoke if you are gym instructor. But I also know it’s hard to quit. I also try before but cannot. Miss, your car is ready. See you next time again, ok?”

(Note: I am not a gym instructor, and I don’t smoke in the car. He is probably smelling himself in an enclosed space.)

If you think I got it bad, you should check out the explanation a 10 year old kid gave to The Toe on why she is still single:

10 year old student: Miss Toe, how come you are not married?
Toe: Because some people don’t get married.
Student: But I know why you are not married. It is because you have a lot of muscles.
Toe: Err…everybody have muscles.
Student: My mother don’t have muscles. My father have muscles. You have muscles like my father. Men don’t want to marry girls with muscles.
Toe: .........

New 2010 New year resolution for Toe and Frou: Must look dainty and femininely frail like Fann Wong *slumps against wall*