Questions

It has been 9 days since my birthday party and I am still unable to blog about it because it would be such a FEAT to reduce that one loooong & fateful night into one blog entry. On top of that, as you all know, the Frou is super “cheong hei” (long winded) so that blog entry is going to take forever. Just like my freaking speech that night. Someone from the table (must be one of the gay boys) actually shouted, “Oi, can you faster finish talking so that we can eat?!”

And that is just my birthday speech. Imagine my wedding’s.

Some teaser questions :
- Who wore the shortest dress that night?
- Who wore the sluttish shoes?
- Who had auntie beehive hairdo?
- Whose speech was the most touching?
- Whose speech was the most hilarious?
- Who mooned the guests, twice?
- Who had to do a striptease for money?
- Who shouted “kiap cibai” so loud that other guests in the restaurant left?
- Who was molested against the wall and against the will?
- Who licked cream off a bare chest?
- Whose chests were bared or grabbed?
- Who drank the first shot of absinthe?
- How long did that bottle of absinthe lasts?
- How many bottles of champagne were consumed?
- Who threw up first?
- Who threw up last?
- Who continued throwing up and never stopped?
- Who downed half a bottle of red wine, puked and stained the toilet walls red afterwards?
- Who was found collapsed in a heap by the toilet?
- What role did the gummy bears play at the party?
- Who was the genius who thought of putting gummy bears in the party packs?
- How long did it take for the guests to notice that the birthday girl has disappeared?
- How long did the party go on after the birthday girl was officially home?
- What did the birthday girl see when she came out of her alcohol coma?
- Who was the only person who didn’t have a hangover the next day?