The Frou Plays House

I drove the KL to SG leg of the journey last Sunday.

I was going at 160km/h on the fast lane when suddenly a huge ass Honda SUV swerve in front of me.

Toi & Mary in my car (collectively): OI! How can you let a HOUSE overtake you?

That is not the most embarrassing part. What's worse, for the next hour or so, I couldn’t overtake The House no matter what tactic I try!

Frou: HELP!! I can’t get it out of my way. He is not responding to high beam flashing or tailgating!
Toi: His engine is 2.4! Yours is 1.6! You can’t beat him on speed. Use techniques!
Frou: How??
Toi: You wait until the left (slow) lane is clear, then you faster move over and speed up. Swerve over to the right lane in front of The House when he is not looking.
Frou: (wailing) But the left lane is never clear!!
Toi: TRY LAR!

So I was bending my head to the left severely to check for clearance of the slower lane for the next half an hour or so. But it was never clear to go. Or so I thought.

Suddenly, this other car came speeding by from behind and overtook BOTH ME AND THE HOUSE!

Maro & Toi: HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!
Frou: *banging fist against steering wheel* I don't want to do this anymore! I don't want to play with House! Arrrghhhh!!!! *sob*
Toi: YOU ARE SO KOK!

My next car is going to be a Hummer.

Then, I play with House.

Grr!