I just found out that the next new fashion phenomena to be released this summer is the Jeggings. Or Deggings.
This is how they look like:

A colleague explains to me that the Jeggings is designed to hug the form of your lower half – like forever. When you sit down, it will form the shape of every bent, every fold and never let go. Meaning, when you stand up, the Jeggings knees and bum shape stays exactly as they were in sitting position.
Frou: My lunch just came up a little. How hideous! Absolutely unforgiving!
Colleague: You have to be a stick insect to wear this. Or magic knickers. Every bump will show. Guaranteed!
I am steering absolutely clear. I’d imagine I will look like this in Jeggings:
4 comments:
Ok, they look really ugly....however, Michelin man continues to be a cutie...
good gawwd. in those things, i will never look half as cute and cuddly as Michelin man.
a walking lump of lard i will be for sure. not the intended sexy look.
yes you will be a spitting image of michelin man in jeggings... except the chest section, that is
The Man thinks the Frou can pull it off. But she looks yummier au natural.
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