Who says gay men can’t give straight girls an orgasm?

I met 2 new gay friends last weekend, and on our second bottle of bubbly, they started quizzing Frou the Fag Hag on some ‘womanly’ issues.

New Gay Friend (“NGF”) 1: Can we ask you a personal question?
Frou: Shoot.
NGF 1: So, when someone calls you on your mobile phone and it vibrates, can you girls like get an orgasm or something?
Frou: Well, well. Good question! Yes, I think that is entirely possible depending on where your phone is on you.
NGF 2: I have a girlfriend who puts her phone in her bra when she goes clubbing.
Frou & NGF1: Ewwwwwww!!
NGF 2: Well hello? Where else do you put it when you are wearing a little tube dress with no pockets?
Frou: How about in her hands?
NGF1: Besides, doesn’t she need to get a bra with a bigger cup size for that?
Frou: She probably stuff two phones, one in each boob, to make it balance. Maybe she carries one for her friend.
NGF1: No wonder giggly tube dress gals always travel in pairs.
Frou: BTW, you can’t get an orgasm with a vibrating phone in your bra.
NGF2: Really? So where is the best place to put your phone on you to get an orgasm?
Frou: Jeans pockets.
NGF1 & NGF2: (gather all the phones on the table) OK, please put these in your pockets. We are going to call and make sure that they all ring at the same time.