Ever get the feeling you just been had?

During The Frou Clan’s dinner:

Mother: Something is wrong with my handphone.
Everyone: ……
Mother: (louder) Something is wrong with my handphone.
Bro: Did you remember to turn it on?
Mother: (roll eyes) Of course I did lah! But my screen has gone upside down.
Bro: Don’t be absurd.
Sis: That is not possible.
Mother: Go on, take a look (shows her handphone)

Bro: Oh my gawd! You ARE serious!
Frou: (keypoh) What happen? What happen?
Brother: The screen has flipped 180 degree. Like a mirror image!
Sis: How did you do that, mother?
Mother: I’m telling you. My phone died.
Bro: So what do you want us to do?
Everyone: …….

Mother: You know, my phone is already sooo old. I have used it for sooo long….(bla bla bla… trailing white noise)
Bro: I’d offer you one of my two spare phones but both of them have something wrong.
Sis: Sorry I only have one phone.
Everyone: (looks at Frou)
Frou: Fine, I will lend you mine.
Mother: Faster bring.

Frou: Ok here is my phone.
Sis: Why is the layout so childish? What kind of techno ring tone are you using? Can you change the theme and ring tone first before passing to mum? Don’t embarrass her.
Frou: Fine!

Frou: Ok, I have changed the theme and ringtone. Here you go.
Bro: Maybe you should delete all your sms-es too...and mms… and any received files and photos. You never know.
Frou: Grr. Fine!

Frou: Ok, I have deleted all my messages and photos. Here you go.
Mother: How come all your phone numbers are still in here?
Frou: Because… it’s still my phone?
Mother: How am I going to find my numbers then?
Frou: So you want me to delete all my number too?
Mother: Yah.
Frou: Hey… hold on a sec here. Are you ever gonna return this phone to me?
Mother: (looks away) ……
Everyone: (looks the other way) …..

Frou: OH MY GAWD!! I HAVE BEEN CONNED! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! I HAVE BEEN ROBBED BY MY OWN FAMILY!!
Mother: Sshhhh. Finish your dinner.