Monday, December 15, 2008

Where is the decorum??

I desperately need to pee.

And so I waded my way through the crowd (of gay boys and horny ang mohs) and just as I was about to open the door to the little girl’s room, “he” (who just came out from the Gents room just opposite the Ladies) stopped me.

He: Oh, hang on. Wait! Please hold it there.
Frou: Huh?
He: Oh wow. Gee. Erm...hi!
Frou: Yes?
He: Tell me, so where were you hiding from me the entire night?
Frou: ……
He: I mean, I didn’t see you out there in the club. Where were you?
Frou: (holding pee in) I was at the sofa.
He: Oh. Wow. Geez…I didn’t look there.
Frou: (opens the toilet door) Look, pleasure to meet you but I really got to…
He: Please tell me your name.
Frou: Frou. (slams toilet door shut)

Lady in Toilet: (laughing uncontrollably) Oh my gawd! Did someone just try and pick you up while you’re heading into this loo?
Frou: AURGHHHHHHHHH!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Frou, must strike while the iron is hot! So, kudos to the,hmm, well, was the person a heshe, boy, girl, undertermined?!

Anonymous said...

Erm, his pick-up spiel is somewhat corny leh ...

~CDR~

Anonymous said...

he is such a loser~!!!! eh, was he waiting for you when you came out??

Anonymous said...

Hahah thank gawd he wasn't waiting outside.. he wouldnt have the ballz after having the door slammed in his face! :p