Thursday, October 09, 2008

Just kill me already

Agent: So this room is on the third storey of a terrace house....
Frou: Does it have a private access?
Agent: No. The owner will give you a key and you can enter the house and run upstairs.
Frou: Why do I need to run?
Agent: Because the owner live downstair.
Frou: And I must not be seen?
Agent: Err...
Frou: What about the other facilities? Kitchen?
Agent: The kitchen is on the first floor. There is a maid there.
Frou: Am I allowed to use the kitchen?
Agent: What do you want to cook?
Frou: FOOD presumably.
Agent: I don't know. I don't think it's a good idea...
Frou: So I need to run upstairs and I can't use the kitchen?
Agent: But it is a nice room. Oh also, no visitors.
Frou: You mean my friends can't visit me?
Agent: Why do your friends want to visit you?
Frou: Because....it's my home??!!
Agent: Is your friend boy or girl?
Frou: *chokes* Miss. I do have friends of both gender.
Agent: But why do they need to go to the house? What do they want to do there? You can see them outside right?
Frou: .........
Agent: Actually the owner prefers Japanese female expat tenants....
Frou: Because Japanese female expats don't have friends issit??

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Horrible option...Fire your agent.

I think Japanese don't really entertain at home because apartments are tiny so maybe they carry over this habit even when they move countries.

Anonymous said...

are the rules stupid or it's just a dumb agent?!!!

poof said...

LOL

funny!!!