Agent: So this room is on the third storey of a terrace house....
Frou: Does it have a private access?
Agent: No. The owner will give you a key and you can enter the house and run upstairs.
Frou: Why do I need to run?
Agent: Because the owner live downstair.
Frou: And I must not be seen?
Agent: Err...
Frou: What about the other facilities? Kitchen?
Agent: The kitchen is on the first floor. There is a maid there.
Frou: Am I allowed to use the kitchen?
Agent: What do you want to cook?
Frou: FOOD presumably.
Agent: I don't know. I don't think it's a good idea...
Frou: So I need to run upstairs and I can't use the kitchen?
Agent: But it is a nice room. Oh also, no visitors.
Frou: You mean my friends can't visit me?
Agent: Why do your friends want to visit you?
Frou: Because....it's my home??!!
Agent: Is your friend boy or girl?
Frou: *chokes* Miss. I do have friends of both gender.
Agent: But why do they need to go to the house? What do they want to do there? You can see them outside right?
Frou: .........
Agent: Actually the owner prefers Japanese female expat tenants....
Frou: Because Japanese female expats don't have friends issit??
3 comments:
LOL!! Horrible option...Fire your agent.
I think Japanese don't really entertain at home because apartments are tiny so maybe they carry over this habit even when they move countries.
are the rules stupid or it's just a dumb agent?!!!
LOL
funny!!!
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