You Pretty

The drama for the sake of drama between a gay boy and his fag hag....

Frou: Do u have a new work email address in your new job?

Phillip: I do. Why? Don't send any emails there please. I prefer to keep it separate.

Frou: Grr!! You're keeping things from me again! First, you changed your mobile number and never tell me. Now, you changed your email address. Are you trying to break up with me? HAR? HAR? HAR?

Phillip: Mei you, mei you (Translation: "Don't have, Don't have"). Things will get better... I promise you. Give it one more month...

Frou: YOU SAID THAT THREE MONTHS AGO! And things have not improved. You are slacking and not putting any work into this relationship. We have been together for 11 years and you haven't changed [oh fuckk... 11 years already!]

Phillip: [yeah, 11 years and her fats/voice also haven't change] Mei you lah... NI MEI NI MEI NI MEI NI MEI (Translation: "Don't have.... you pretty, you pretty, you pretty, you pretty")

Frou: OF COURSE I KNOW I PRETTY!!GRRRR. Tell me something I don't know!

Phillip: You're prettiest when you say nothing at all.... bet you dinch know that!

Frou: ...........