Just go with The Frou: I will get drunk in midst of strangers on my birthday

Frou: Can I invite Mr. B to my birthday party?

Phillip: No

Frou: Why not??!!

Phillip: Because I am the ‘ORGYNISER’ and I SAY NO. Please do not try to undermine my orgyniser's authority

Frou: But but but.. I’m the birthday girl no? Can I invite my other friends?

Phillip: If I invite them, they'll be there. That’s that.

Frou: Oh. I’d just consulted with the Queen and she says that I should not invite people from my past/present who are not good for me. I should spend my birthday with loved ones and people who treats me well.

Phillip: THATS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE IN MIND WHEN I SAID NO TO MR. B!

Frou: (puzzled) Are u really looking out for my best interest? Or you are just lazy to entertain Mr. B? I know you said he is a bore before.

Phillip: Don’t have, don’t have. I only have your interest in mind. ARE U QUESTIONING MY WORDS??

Frou: In that case, can I invite people whom I never had any bad history with before? Someone safe and technically "good" for me. Someone like my climb buddy, JJ.

Phillip: Who says JJ is GOOD for u? He so fat - u will become fat also. Obesity spreads thru social network ah. Didn’t u know that? He's so not coming.

Frou: But but but....then will I even know anyone at MY party?

Phillip: You will know them when I introduce u to them.

Frou: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DailyToe: For your bash this Friday, should we drive? Or maybe not eh?

Frou: But I don’t want to take cab! (Oh my gawd I’m so spoilt!)

DailyToe: Neither do I!

Frou: Oh my gawd WE are so spoilt!

DailyToe: But if we are going to drink from 830pm....we shouldn’t be driving *voice of reason resonates*

Frou:Wait a minute, what do you mean drinking? You said there will be no alcohol??

DailyToe: No alcohol your bladdy backside

Frou: