Conflicted Drama Queen

On Saturday night 10pm, while driving to our favourite swanky gay-friendly bar, my friend Phillip proclaimed loudly that he has given up alcohol for 2007. "It does absolutely nothing for me and it's such a waste of money. What's more, you end up with a horrible hangover the next day. No, no more alcohol for me".

At 10.30pm at our favourite swanky gay-friendly bar, my friend Phillip ordered a diet Coke.

At 11pm, my friend Phillip pilfered a sip of Mojitos from my girfriend, Joan.

At 11.30pm, Phillip finished Joan's entire glass of Mojitos.

On Sunday night 12am in our favourite swanky gay-friendly bar, my friend Phillip finished my girlfriend, Joan's second glass of Mojitos.

At 12.30am in our favourite swanky gay-friendly bar, my friend Phillip whispered to me, "How about a round of Lycee Martinis?"

On Sunday night 1am while driving to our usual clubbing joint, my friend Phillip giggled and said he is kind of high.

At 1.30am at our usual clubbing joint, my friend Phillip brought back two tall glasses of beer from the bar.

On Sunday morning 10.30am at home in bed, my friend Phillip finally came to, wiped his sleepy eyes and sigh, "I'm still floating from the alcohol. I love this feeling. Miu!"


Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy